partybarackisinthehousetonight:

“I OBJECT!!!!” the defendant screams in court. the judge gives him a very emotional hug and says “no…you human”

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amazingmars:

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

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shakerrmakerr:

i love how isak’s definition of ‘help us pack’ is ‘make my friends pack for me while i make out with my boyfriend’

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I Swear to god we are all Magnus

fairieswithoutwings:

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danielkanhai:

sometimes, when i want to really treat myself, i turn my phone brightness up juust a little bit. i feel like i’m splurging. like i’m living a king’s life. sometimes i turn it up all the way and i’m like, “this is what god’s phone screen looks like.”

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presidentgay:

i only argue when i know i’m right which is why i’m always arguing

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*sees bug*
Me: (ง'̀-'́)ง
*bug moves*
Me: ε=┌(;・_・)┘
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ethioprah:

person: my boyfriend just-
me: dump them
person: no he did something good
me: suck their dick

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majestic-peanut:

Me in my head:Get up bitch! GET 👏 UP! 👏 You haven’t eaten a thing! Its been 12 hours! You can’t live like this!

Also me:

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brbgottagoread:

Me: *gets anxiety making a phone call* Also me: *feels completely at ease and downright cheerful wandering around unfamiliar city with only vague knowledge of how to get to where I’m going*

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